Brian Cuban

Brian Cuban


Last meal on death row…  Snuffers Cheese Fries-maybe the grease will block the drugs.

Favorite Viral Video…  Gangham Style even though at my age I am not supposed to like it.

Favorite Saved by the Bell star…  Screech-he’s not afraid to do porn.

Favorite DFW late-night food…  Don’t have one since I quit drinking.

Mavs vs. Cowboys? Mavs by 3 touchdowns.

Johnny Depp Willy Wonka or Gene Wilder Willy Wonka?  No self respecting baby boomer would choose Johnny Depp.

What do the snozberries taste like? Snotberries.

Favorite CW33 show?  EyeOpener and Nightcap!

Chocolate or vanilla?  I voted Strawberry in the last election.

High five or fist bump? Frying pan over the head.

Food Trucks: yum or yuck?  Yum with a life supply of Purell.

Secret celebrity crush? Mark Cuban-I think he knows…

Fad you are embarrassed you got into? Rogaine-it didn’t work.

 Best DFW tradition? Cedar Springs Gay Parade-best show in town.

First thing you would do if you woke up a member of the opposite sex?  Take my chest measurements.

Best superpower? Flying Air Fares are out of control.

If you could be on a reality show, which one?   Dancing with the Stars. I dance better than Mark Cuban.

13: Lucky or unlucky? I will let you know when the next lottery numbers are announced.

Superstitions?  Wearing Dirty underwear is bad luck.

Tell Us Your Story: I was born and raised in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.  Don’t even talk Cowboys to me.  I bleed black and gold.  I am a huge Dallas Mavericks fan.  I went to Penn State undergrad.  I got my law degree at the University of Pittsburgh.  I have lived in Dallas since 1986.  When not ranting on CW33, I enjoy going to Dallas Mavericks games, spending time with my girlfriend, my dog Peanut, and my cat named Useless.


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